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Monkey-Kong

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Monkey-Kong

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Job: Being an ape.

I'm an ape. End of story.

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Sign-Up Date:
9/14/06

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Rank: Civilian
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Rank #: 86,284

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Exp. Points: 480 / 550
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Voting Pow.: 4.92 votes

BBS Posts: 77 (0.1 per day)
Flash Reviews: 16
Music Reviews: 2
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Monkey-Kong

Happy Rosh!

Posted by Monkey-Kong Sep. 30, 2008 @ 2:00 AM EDT

I STILL HAD SEX WITH AN ENCHILLADA

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I HAD SEX WITH AN ENCHILLADA

Posted by Monkey-Kong Sep. 29, 2008 @ 5:17 PM EDT

hi.

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Hi.

Posted by Monkey-Kong May. 14, 2008 @ 10:33 PM EDT

What, 2 front pages and I can't front page post? What the fuck?

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NEW APECLOCK SHOW AND A LITTLE BLOG

Posted by Monkey-Kong Sep. 6, 2007 @ 3:13 PM EDT

ApeClock gets a new BG and interviews AfroUnderscoreStud.

FAQs:

Q: Who's AfroStud?

A: He's a guy who hates Jews and jerks off to pictures of Hitler.

Q: What does he do?

A: He spams NG with unfunny (and somthimes offensive) crap about his Hitler fetish.

Q: But other guys work on it, too, right?

A: Only 2 people who are always co-authored are non-alts of his. ABSENT = AFROUNDERSCORESTUD

Q: So, Afro's a nazi?

A: Yeah, but he's to dumb to realize that Hitler would have hauled his ASS to a concentration camp! In the holocaust, people were sent to camps just because they were sick for a week. So, unless Afro has an anti-germ-dome, he would've been killed by his idol. Funny, right?

ONE MORE THING: AfroUnderscoreStud's song, "I'm Jewish and Allergic to gas", has very odd lyrics, hard to hear. I managed to get a full transcript of the lyrics. THEY ARE:

"I'm Jewish and allergic to gas, wanted by Germans who'll kick my ass. It's not just me, my community.
That shits not kosher, that shits not kosher. When the gas goes on in the shower I face death, if only could steal your money. Camps in Germany, where we should be sent, even German dolphins(?) hate us, we're allergic to gas. Now I'm gone, it's a mircale. Bankfuck from Moses and the others, now I can go around sniffing anyone's ass, because I won't be allergic to that gas."

Can AfroStud honestly say he doesn't hate Jews, despite the lyrics to this song?

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HAPPY FUCKING DOCK DAY.

Posted by Monkey-Kong Aug. 6, 2007 @ 4:09 PM EDT

Or should I say.... DICK DAY?

All I want is for IZSBHR to stop telling me that tommorow is the Dick Division -223421 anniversary.

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